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Trump just right swiped Kim Jong Un on Bumble

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After the roaring success of its dating application Bumble, and its extension, Bumble BFF, the company recently launched BumbleWL, exclusively designed for world leaders to get matched and establish private communication channels with other world leaders.

 

The testament to its success came when President Donald Trump right swiped Kim Jong Un and found himself matched. “We are very excited about this development since it has the potential to initiate a dialog where the countries have officially severed off communication,” the product head of the company told our reporter.

 

Although, many experienced users suggest that a match does not necessarily result in a date or a successful relationship, the community of nations is hoping that this might actually lead somewhere.

President Trump decides to back down after MEA issues a statement on airstrikes in Syria

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Reacting to the air-strikes on Syria by the United States of America and its allies, the Ministry of External Affairs in India, issued a strong statement urging all parties to show constraint. “The matter should be settled amicably through dialogue and negotiations. We urge all parties to show restraint and to avoid any further escalation in the situation,” the ministry said.

 

Sources close to the White House reported that President Donald Trump, who had made up his mind that this was the moment to start WWIII and had his finger firmly placed on the nuclear button, apparently changed his mind and decided to back down after the statement issued by the Indian Ministry of External Affairs.

 

Some experts suggest that the statement of the Ministry of External Affairs completely pulled the rug underneath President Trump and his allies who might have been heavily relying on India’s support.

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